User blog:Salty Skeleton/my generation needs to understand that SWAG is for BOYS and CLASS is for MEN

the doodie-head idiots of my generation need to understand that SWAG is for BOYS and CLASS is for MEN. here's some helpful tips for u chickens who are trying to dress like a real man such as myself: congratulations, u are now dressed like a trillion bucks. now go get yourself some fine ladies
 * cargo shorts show the world that you are badass, and are useful as well. my favorite pair has enough storage space for my Nintendo DS, several games, a packet of Cheetos Puffs, a can of delicious Dew, and some Magic the Gathering cards. the baggier the better, and you better make damn sure your knees are covered.
 * a wrinkled t-shirt is a sign of upper-class refinement, and mustard stains on the front express that you are a man of wealth and taste. your t-shirt should display your sophisticated interests. I receive many compliments on my Anime shirts when I wear them in public as well as my collection of death metal band shirts (Almond Abroth, anyone???) the holes in the armpits provide air flow
 * ahh, the epitome of classy headwear, the fedora. need i say more? nothing says "gentleman" quite like a fedora in a classic color, such as turd brown. i purchased mine at wal-mart but for those of you who are not as financially blessed, your local goodwill may have a few.
 * a durable yet elegant shoe ties a gentleman's outfit together, I recommend a trusty pair of Crocs. If u are worried about your feet being cold, just wear a pair of knee-high socks.